for the record.
I can explain.
I did not bite the moon.
I have never even met the moon.
My tooth was somewhere else.
— nibz
what evidence?
a rabbit with one very bad habit.
The moon was round when he got here.
He’s pretty sure about that.
the world, according to nibz.
A square head. A folded ear. One oversized tooth.
He doesn’t understand the world.
So he takes a little piece of it.
Some people look at the moon and dream. NIBZ wonders what the edge tastes like.
“just checking.”
still a full moon. for now.
All corners accounted for.
Rabbit under supervision.
We explained the difference between a byte and a bite. He listened very carefully. Then ate the corner.
“is this a cookie?”
all corners currently present.
for the record.
I did not bite the moon.
I have never even met the moon.
My tooth was somewhere else.
— nibz
what evidence?
We asked him to put his explanation in writing. In hindsight, paper was a poor choice.
“you won’t be needing that.”
three sentences. zero accountability.
His story changes.
The tooth doesn’t.
before you ask.
Some answers are from us.
The excuses are all his.
NIBZ is a meme coin built around one very specific rabbit: a square head, one folded ear, one enormous tooth, and the conviction that everything deserves a bite. His entire defence: “was like that.”
The contract address has not been announced. Once confirmed, it will be published on this website.
“Moon phases. Very normal. Read a book.”
— a rabbit with lunar crumbs on his face
“Have you tried refreshing?”
He’s already moving his paw over the hole.
“What evidence?”
That is also what he said about the first two reports.